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"I really don't like how you're always trying to assert yourself."

Life is for the birds.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

'Marry me!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"This now concludes our broadcast day."