Lovecraft Devotee Gifts

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

The Environmentalist

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

A trevor of trainspotters

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Politics has divided everything."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

A man working on a model airplane

Crocheting during lockdown

Pandemic Orphans

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Don

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

Baking Bread

Web Stockings

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.