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The Booty Call of Cthulhu

The Environmentalist

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

A trevor of trainspotters

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Politics has divided everything."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

A man working on a model airplane

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Baking Bread

Web Stockings

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.