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"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Location, location, location!

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

William Tell Executions.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Mermaids

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Brothers Grimm