Lovecraftian Lore Fanatic Gifts

"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Location, location, location!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

William Tell Executions.

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Brothers Grimm

Mermaids

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"