Whimsical Lore Enthusiast Gifts

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Ask A Silly Question.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

A Kangermoo

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Mermaids

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Slug Romance

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

Jungle Plumber.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

I knitted him for you..

"Dragons were never out of style."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

"I have to twinkle"

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

'Why some kookaburras no longer live in the old gum tree.'

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

Damsel NOT in distress.

Rx. Interacts well with others.