Whimsical Lore Enthusiast Pillows

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Ask A Silly Question.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

A Kangermoo

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Slug Romance

Mermaids

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Jungle Plumber.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

I knitted him for you..

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

"I have to twinkle"

Damsel NOT in distress.

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"