Lovecraft Fan Gifts

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Best before 65 million BC.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I love these old decorations!"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Adult Barbershop

Meet Santa's entourage

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Eureka

The first animation.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Christmas reunions!

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

The Last Thing Out.

'Dauber Micawber'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Elvis' autopsy

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.