Love Veteran Gifts

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Dialogue

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Valentines Balloons

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

You make me want to be a better bum.

Domestic Pardners

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Dreaming of Love

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Cupid

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

"And this is my life support system."

'How long have you two been married?'