Love Warriors Gifts

Happy Pride Month!

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"Not on my watch..."

"I now declare a thumb war."

I read it in a magazine article on how to improve your sex life.

Two hearts arguing.

Cupids on the warpath.

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Facing Covid with love

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Single men in Tahiti

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

Exercises

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"Is there room for me?"

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart