Nature Love Warrior Gifts

' . . . Will you quit trying to rake that leaf!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So Close..

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'The circle is complete!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."