Nature Love Warrior Gifts

' . . . Will you quit trying to rake that leaf!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Self help acupuncture

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

So Close..

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."