Love Veteran Mugs

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

You're the olive in my martini

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Dialogue

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Valentines Balloons

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Domestic Pardners

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You complete me, Barbara."

Dreaming of Love

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"And this is my life support system."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

Same Sex Wedding

'How long have you two been married?'

Cupid