Love Warrior Mugs

"And furthermore, I don't like the way you argue!"

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

'Mommy, why are we not allowed to talk about uncle Bruce and his roommate Frank?'

Broken heart.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

"I love you just the way you are but that is a shit ton of warts."

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

More gay marriages.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"Listen pardner, this here town ain't sexually enlightened enough for the two of us."

"Thanks to Tinder and Covid, my whole career has gone down the toilet."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Martial Arts

Woman looking into a mirror

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Valentine Vaccines

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Single men in Tahiti

Breaking Through

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.