Love Quantifier Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves counting their love? Our collection features playful and heartfelt products that highlight the joy of love quantification. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to say 'I love you' with humor and warmth.

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"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?" mockup

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

from $19.00

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

from $19.00

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

from $19.00

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?" mockup

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

from $19.00

Emotional Bling

from $19.00

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..." mockup

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

from $19.00

"How do you love me. Count the ways!" mockup

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

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'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould' mockup

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

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'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.' mockup

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

from $19.00

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?' mockup

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

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Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object." mockup

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

from $19.00

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date." mockup

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy." mockup

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

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"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

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'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!' mockup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

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"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?" mockup

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

from $19.00

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands mockup

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

from $19.00

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything." mockup

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

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'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!' mockup

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

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Scot holding a heart.

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'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...' mockup

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

from $19.00

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman. mockup

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

from $19.00

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

'Our love life has become market-driven.' mockup

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

from $19.00

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!" mockup

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

from $19.00

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?" mockup

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

from $19.00

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.' mockup

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

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"He's all mine. Life is good."

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Love and temptation go hand in hand... mockup

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

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'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

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'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.' mockup

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

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"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about." mockup

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

from $19.00

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant. mockup

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

from $19.00

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.' mockup

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

from $19.00

Love Quantifier Gifts Collection

Love Quantifier Mugs

Discover our collection of love quantifier mugs—ideal for those who enjoy measuring their affection with a smile. Find the perfect mug to brighten up their mornings.

Love Quantifier Pillows

Check out our cozy love quantifier pillows—fun, charming, and perfect for adding a touch of humor to their home or bedroom.

Love Quantifier Prints

Browse our unique love quantifier prints—ideal for gift-givers wanting to add a creative, romantic touch to their loved one's home or office.

Love Quantifier T-Shirts

Explore our playful love quantifier T-shirts—great for expressing affection with humor and style. Perfect for lovers of clever designs and heartfelt messages.