Love Life Gifts

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"I disagree, we do have something in common..."

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

'Are you sure these are the new regulation seat belts?.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'You're married, aren't you, Ed?'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"They say once you've had a third of a guy, you can't go back."

Bumper sticker: NO non-union chicks!

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

"Finally something we agree on....you aren't good enough for me."

"I never talk to strange men, and you look as strange as hell."

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

"Content Provider you may be, contentment provider? Meh."

"Follow your dream."

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

Romances

96 is the new 3.

Romance

"I like you Brad, you may mentally undress me."

"Where do you to go?"

No pressure

Heart To Heart

'No, I'm not going to hate myself in the morning. I hate myself now!'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Safe Sex

'Somehow, Doris seems to recognize all these masked men.'

Heartbreak is a waste of time...

'...lasting more than four hours.'

Candles In Bed

'She's my sex therapist.'

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."