Love For Light-hearted Scenarios Gifts

'Snakes are inquisitive creatures ,Miss Bingley.What worries me is ,has he eaten to-day ?'

Get crazy once in a while

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Preachers with far too much input

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"It's face painting Friday."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Giving thanks.

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Golf ball escaping.

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

"Mother said she started toward the light but she's so bad with directions that she made a couple wrong turns and had to turn back."

"Wrong hole!"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

"Call me!"

"I feel helpless."

Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'

"Wait - leave it on."

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

Earl's job is to replace the bulb in the light at the end of the tunnel.