Love For Light-hearted Scenarios Pillows

'Snakes are inquisitive creatures ,Miss Bingley.What worries me is ,has he eaten to-day ?'

Get crazy once in a while

Shoe repair

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Preachers with far too much input

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"It's face painting Friday."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Giving thanks.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Golf ball escaping.

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"Mother said she started toward the light but she's so bad with directions that she made a couple wrong turns and had to turn back."

"Call me!"

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Wrong hole!"

Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'

"I feel helpless."

"Wait - leave it on."

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."