Lounger Loyalist Gifts

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Best friends without borders.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Voter impatience.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"