Lounger Loyalist Pillows

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

Best friends without borders.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Voter impatience.

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Shirker ant.

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.