Lager Loyalist Pillows

'No Mr Moss, 'Alcoholic Poisoning' doesn't mean that pork pie you had with your 12 pints of lager was 'a bit iffy'!'

Bottle Distillery

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

Pints of Lager

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Please feel free to browse."

Beer Club for Men.

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Let's hope it's just a mirage."