Lager Lover Pillows

Germany.

"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."

Pub landlords t-shirt 'GNAT'S'

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

"Sorry, the lagers off"

it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

'Take me to your lager!'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Beer Club for Men.

Pints of Lager

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Lager Drinker.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"You need help!!"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Beer Stall

'No elixir of life yet but my super strength lager's a belter!'

'One of these Men's wives has just discovered that you can use 180 kcalories making love.'

'No I'll pass ... I really want a lager.'

He gets into the Christmas spirit, once he's finished getting into the Christmas lager

'It's true that replacement bladders have been grown in a lab...but I don't think that will ever lead to your getting a spare one to help your manage your 17 pints of lager a night.'

"Let's hope it's just a mirage."

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

'I'm a lager man meself.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

You've Had Enough!