Law And Lager Lover Pillows

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

Bottle Distillery

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Upholding the Law

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Clarence Thomas

Pints of Lager

'Vice squad - you're busted.'