Law And Lager Lover Pillows

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Bottle Distillery

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Upholding the Law

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'