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Tea Shop.

What the Doctor Ordered

Man's cooking explodes.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'Cooking'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Soup Surprise

Chick in noodle soup.

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.

Surf Guitar

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'There's no money in comic strips.'

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

Window in the Outfield.

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'How's the oxtail soup?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'A bowl of the primordial soup, please.'

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a bowl of clam chowder with a fly doing the backstroke in it and nothing good comes of it. ? ?

CONNNCREEETE!

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."