Loud Laughers Gifts

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Hypnotoon

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"Open mike night"

Laugh break

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

"Even after all these years, you can still make me laughso hard I pee my pants...of course, I dod that when I sneeze, too!"

'He's lost his voice...'

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

'...and that concludes the emergency procedures. Since we have a few minutes before take-off, how many of you are familiar with 'Amway'?'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

Canned Laughter

"But enough about me..."

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

'Give up wine, women, and if you still insist on song, take singing lessons, you're flat.'