Literary Laughers Gifts

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Puss in cement boots"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Multi-Generational Books

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kultural K9's.

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Earl suspends his disbelief.

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Bront?saurus.'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Call me Ishmael."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels