Literary Laughers Gifts

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Puss in cement boots"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Multi-Generational Books

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Kultural K9's.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Earl suspends his disbelief.

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Bront?saurus.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Eugene Ionesco