Loud Slurpers Pillows

Tea Shop.

What the Doctor Ordered

Man's cooking explodes.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'Cooking'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Soup Surprise

Chick in noodle soup.

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

'There's no money in comic strips.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Surf Guitar

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

Window in the Outfield.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'How's the oxtail soup?'

'A bowl of the primordial soup, please.'

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

CONNNCREEETE!

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.