Losing Virginity Gifts

'I've never done this before.'

'Its nothing to do with driving---I've just lost my virginity!'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It looks like our data.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

The American Nightmare.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Lucky car.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"Amy, Mr. Stoklasa has caught a tornado."

"It's that scratch music."

Classical music on car commerical

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Bull race.