Losing Virginity Mugs

'I've never done this before.'

'Its nothing to do with driving---I've just lost my virginity!'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

'It looks like our data.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Lucky car.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

"Amy, Mr. Stoklasa has caught a tornado."

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"It's that scratch music."

Classical music on car commerical

Bull race.

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

There's a tear in my beer.

Virtual hilarity