Lost And Loving It Mugs

G.P.S.: You Are Here.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'You are hopelessly lost.'

'It looks like our data.'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"We must be in the wrong wing."

A stranger in paradise.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

The clown you should've stopped following hours ago

You were here, now you are lost.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Bo Peep at the Lost & Found

'Typical!'

You are Nowhere.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Directory: You are here - make the most of it!

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

"Where have you been all these years?"

"Oh, how sweet. I haven't seen any mother-daughter outfits since the late forties."

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

'I'm here because I couldn't find my TV remote.'