Getting Lost Mugs

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

Lost CatCat Found.

I think we're just going round in circles

Virtual hilarity

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

You are Nowhere.

You are here.

'Typical!'

Everest Sign in Heaven

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."