Getting Lost Pillows

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Virtual hilarity

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

I think we're just going round in circles

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

You are here.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

You are Nowhere.

'Typical!'

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

Everest Sign in Heaven