Virality Enthusiast Gifts

Teenage forks.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

'She's so put together!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A little bird told me...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Ladies

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Get on with it!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Fancy a pint?

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"