Virality Enthusiast Pillows

Teenage forks.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

'She's so put together!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

A little bird told me...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Ladies

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Get on with it!

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

Fancy a pint?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"