Voyeuristic Humor Fan Pillows

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

Couple at it !

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog in casino.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Caricatures $20"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

The Pencil and Sharpener

Hot cross buns

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.