Longevity Legend Gifts

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

Happy 90th.

37 years in the same position.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

'Well, I retired at 55: 75 years ago as of last June...'

'According to Methuselah, life begins at 794.'