Long-time Residency Gifts

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Dancing Doctor

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Gross."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Turn your head and cough."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Current location

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Come die with me.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"We should never have committed binary fission!"