Long-time Residency Mugs

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Dancing Doctor

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Gross."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Turn your head and cough."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Current location

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Come die with me.'

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Weather channel.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."