Long Neck Lover Gifts

Why giraffes hate winter

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"1-1"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"The bagels are better in New York."

Chillaxing!

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Did you miss me?

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

The Lemmings of Montauk

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Snooker.

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

American Gothic: I Love NY

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.