Logician Gifts

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

Department of Logic

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

Estimates

"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."

Institute of logic: 'If we're all walking in the same direction we must be going to the same place.'

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'First date with a logician' - 'These Venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time...where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Bertrand Russell

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Ockham chooses a razor

Where your mind & battle are los

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We've made great progress!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.