Logic Bender Gifts

"I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm saying it's a false narrative."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Black hole setting

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."