Logic Bender T-Shirts

"I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm saying it's a false narrative."

Hail the mighty raisin scone! Why? You didn't hear? Yesterday, I started to pray to this holy pastry and today it is sunny outside. These days that counts as scientific proof of the scone's awesome divine powers. Too thin on logic? Ask it for a new iPhone.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Have you no common scents?!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

Black hole setting

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."