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Fact Bender Gifts
Looking for a gift for a fact bender? Our collection celebrates these creative minds with witty, thought-provoking designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Perfect for sparking conversations and inspiring originality, each item is crafted to match their love of bending the truth and thinking outside the box. Whether they’re in the studio or at their favorite café, our products add a dash of humor and personality to their daily routine.
Fear/Knowledge
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.
'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'
Alternative fielding positions
Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.
"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."
Eric Clapton.
"Didn't you just say that?"
Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'
'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'
Useless information desk at trivia buff convention
Black hole setting
Reporter #6: television.
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."
'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
The Expert
"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."
'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'
'I thought forty is the new thirty.'
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.
Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.
'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'
Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side
Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.
"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"
'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '
Gender-Neutral Rapunzel
Fact Bender Gifts Collection
Fact Bender Mugs
Explore our collection of fact bender mugs—perfect for inspiring your favorite creative minds and sparking conversations over morning coffee.
Fact Bender Pillows
Find comfy pillows with witty designs for the inventive soul who loves to add personality to their space.
Fact Bender Prints
Browse our selection of prints designed for fact benders—perfect for decorating a creative space or gifting a unique piece.
Fact Bender T-Shirts
Discover clever fact bender t-shirts that let creative thinkers express their unique perspective in style.