Fact Bender Pillows

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Eric Clapton.

"Didn't you just say that?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Black hole setting

Reporter #6: television.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The Expert

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel