Truth Benders Pillows

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Black hole setting

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

The Choice is Obvious

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'