Fact Bender Mugs

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Alternative fielding positions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Reporter #6: television.

Black hole setting

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'