Loan Ninja Gifts

"Your repayments start now!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

Be the grass...

Loan trap

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'Wall Street' 'Dip'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

I just invented the past tense and the present tense! Oh, did you, now?

'How can I possibly save for retirement when you're paying me minimum wage?'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

'Please take this flyer.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

Ninja convention

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'

"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?"