Loan Ninja Prints

"Your repayments start now!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Loan trap

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

Be the grass...

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'Wall Street' 'Dip'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

'How can I possibly save for retirement when you're paying me minimum wage?'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'Please take this flyer.'

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

Ninja convention

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'

"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?"

'Ruddy headhunters are all over the firm these days.'