Loan Battler Gifts

"I'd thought the battle for your loan was over, but I see you've since suffered some collateral damage."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Gas Bill

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Student Debt

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"It's a mug's game!"

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

'According to my calculations we need to sell the house to pay the heating bills.'

Credit card repayments are for life, not just for Christmas.