Loan Wranglers Gifts

Credit and Farmers

Interior design trends for parents....

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Everything's gone up."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Why you must go to work

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Babies

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Student Debt

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Super Homeworld

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

'Regarding salary requirements...just how huge is your student debt?'

'...And then, my balloon mortgage popped!'

"Date night again already?"

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