Little Mischief Gifts

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Outside with that!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."